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TESS CARDS: 100 PER CENT PUERILE OR YOUR MONEY BACK!

Are you feeling less than your best? New, patented-formula Tess Cards are the answer.
Enriched with childish puns, parody and bad poetry – plus a dermatologically tested dose of dark humour – they get to work immediately, poking fun at life’s “problem areas” like know-it-all teens, yoga bores and untameable body hair. The result? A lighter, brighter mood, a wider smile and bigger boobs*.
(*Possibly)

Pine Springs, 5 Pembury Road, Tunbridge Wells, South East, TN2 3QY, United Kingdom

Name
Tessa Harbinson
Email
Website
www.tesscards.co.uk
Telephone
01892 533413
Mobile
07712 822302
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