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TESS CARDS: 100 PER CENT PUERILE OR YOUR MONEY BACK!
Are you feeling less than your best? New, patented-formula Tess Cards are the answer.
Enriched with childish puns, parody and bad poetry – plus a dermatologically tested dose of dark humour – they get to work immediately, poking fun at life’s “problem areas” like know-it-all teens, yoga bores and untameable body hair. The result? A lighter, brighter mood, a wider smile and bigger boobs*.